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“Avoid the Noid, but do not avoid this [JohnInk.com]!”
~An Unsolicited Celebrity Endorsement from someone who may be The Noid!

Thanks to all my legions of adoring fans for making this all possible. Now, you can brag to all your friends about how you regularly visit a website that The Noid said you shouldn’t Avoid. Boy, I sure hope Dominos doesn’t sue me.

“I love you! Ya’ little quirky fool!”
~Me. I mean… someone else named “Me.”

“Your sense of humour is strange. I like that.”
~Same “Me” guy.

I should say that I have plenty of other people making comments… Millions of comments. Me just happens to make very good quality comments, so he gets to be here twice.

Links for YOU!

• RUSSIAN GUY SINGING – Worth watching again
• SAME GUY – And again…
• STOP BEING WRONG! – Annoy Everyone with facts!

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Comment from: “Official Lawyer”

“While you no doubt offended many fat men in bunny suits, I believe the comment in question to not actually be from a fat man in a bunny suit. It appears the anonymous jokester was referencing the fictitious Domino’s Pizza character the “Noid” from the late 80′s tv commercials. Your latest creation appears to be an older, overweight version of that said character.

You may have grounds in court for a libel suit. Though Domino’s may have ground for a copyright suit. Fat guy has a bunny suit.”
-Official Lawyer

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That fat bunny-suited man who commented…  May have been… The Noid?!  THE The Noid?! Oh man! Did I just miss a chance at a celebrity endorsement?!

The Noid, if you’re out there, I’m sorry! Come back to me! I’ll hire you! Or… uh… You can volunteer for me! I’ve been looking for a spokes person. I know other people may look down on you because your “fictitious.” But, I don’t know what that means, so its okay! Not to mention, I may need you in the coming litigious war with Dominoes. Don’t you want to get back at those recipe-rearranging crust munchers? Huh? HUH!?

If nothing else, at least leave a comment letting me know how awesome my website is, so I can quote it over and over again. Come on. Be a pal.

Links for YOU!

• GOVERNATOR – I had to watch this all the way through.
• MISSING CAT – Poor little girl…
• NUNS – Look, fella. I still wanna know.

It’s not so delicious when it’s in your inbox. I had 214 blog comments in that folder. Which I promptly deleted. Then, I noticed an actual comment lost in the fray. I saved that one, but if you posted a comment that isn’t up, you were probably classified as spam. Sorry.

Feel free to comment again.

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I appologize. It appears as though my comments in the last blog post have upset my fat-guy-in-a-bunny-suit demographic. While I would hate to upset anyone who might click an ad, I hold the fat guys in their bunny suits in the highest regard.

I do not step back from my statements, however. It is an established fact that you are sad, and that you are fun to laugh at. There have been many Government backed studies into the subject, and my research backs me up.

But, I am sorry. Please come back to my site. We laugh because we care!

Links for YOU!

• LUCKY PEOPLE – Stick around for the last one.
• FAIRY TALE – Girlfriend finds this hilarious.
• REFERENCED IN THE VIDEO – If you haven’t seen it.

Links for YOU! (Yeah, YOU!)

• Slow Wave – Comics of people’s dreams.
• Star Wars Trumpet – Old, but bad.
• Everything’s Amazing – Take note.