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You guys… I just don’t think you get how immense of an internet impact JohnInk.com is making. Already, the views for “Everything You’ve Ever Wanted” are sputtering out of control! And take a look at the blog comments! We’ve left everyone speechless!

Not to mention we’ve prevented the  apocalypse in 2012. Yeah, we’re just going to go ahead and take credit for that now.

2012? Not on our Watch! JohnInk.com!

Links for YOU!

• Chubby Baby – Somewhere between adorable and creepy.
• Fresh Wizard – Gandalf better than Will Smith.
• Amerika – Awesome German Song.

Finally, JohnInk.com brings you Everything You’ve Ever Wanted!  I know what you’re thinking. “Again!?” But wait! This is the first episode of a skit show called “Everything You’ve Ever Wanted.” So, yes. Again.

Links for YOU!

• Birdemic – Who likes bad movies?
• Ipana – Best Villain Ever. “Gunna put holes in your teeth!”
• Amanda Lear – My Corny Alphabet.

June Update: Everything You’ve Ever Wanted
Next (Maybe): Bob Meets a Robot

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“He tries too hard…”
-Someone noting how
superior John Ink tries

“Winner!”
-Computer Solitaire

“…Maybe underselling (the website) just a bit.”
-a possibly non-fictional entity!

“Wow! This is my new favorite website!
I think I’ll bookmark it!”
-You, if you happened to read that out loud.
Did you? Did someone hear you?

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COME SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT!!!!

Only one day in and we’ve already had our best day yet! This be crazy! And we haven’t even started advertising yet! We’d like to thank all the fans that have made this overwhelming success possible. You guys are great. Thanks for all your continued support these many hours we’ve been in business.

We look forward to expanding further to serve you even better. On June 1st, we plan to launch the first original video under the new domain. It is a sketch show called “Everything You’ve Ever Wanted.” Here’s to making the second day as lucrative as the first.

Links for YOU!

• Holy Smokes Batman! – Robin has something to say.
• Everyday People – Women? Take note.
• Crazy Sprinkler Lady – Don’t trust the Government.

–John Ink

This is a world where you can hardly even open your eyes without someone trying to sell you something. Seriously, look around. Count the logos in this room right now.

In such a loud world, how can an artist/humorist expect to be noticed at all? How?

BE LOUDER!

I may not be “able” “to draw.” I may not “be funny.” Or “know basic English.” But, maybe, just maybe I can be more obnoxious than the competition. No,  John Ink.  Remember, The Secret. I definitely can.

Yeah, I know. But, if Fox News can be “fair and balanced” simply by saying so, then I’m popular. Deal with it. Or don’t. I don’t care. I’m literally to popular to care. Just by saying so.

Yes…  Yes, this is going to work out just fine…