This is a world where you can hardly even open your eyes without someone trying to sell you something. Seriously, look around. Count the logos in this room right now.
In such a loud world, how can an artist/humorist expect to be noticed at all? How?
BE LOUDER!
I may not be “able” “to draw.” I may not “be funny.” Or “know basic English.” But, maybe, just maybe I can be more obnoxious than the competition. No, John Ink. Remember, The Secret. I definitely can.
Yeah, I know. But, if Fox News can be “fair and balanced” simply by saying so, then I’m popular. Deal with it. Or don’t. I don’t care. I’m literally to popular to care. Just by saying so.
Yes… Yes, this is going to work out just fine…
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I work at a marketing firm and this is the best technique we have ever seen. Makes sense since this is the most popular site on the internet. bravo!
I like how you write out your words by hand like a poor person.
more obnoxious than
LOL! I love it! You are totally the most popular. No questions asked. I loved the fox news reference. :p
Yo Johnink! Those last 2 comments were not me. You have at least 2 fans!
What are you talking about? I had Scrooge McDuck, Ted, a reporter, Pervy McPerv, Concerned Parent, Siskel, Shelly, Gerald, ji4eva, Jim, Thinker, Joey, Sven, impatient, Bill, Link, S. Freud, Scholar, Your Mother, Gregory, Senior Squash, and many more. That’s way more than two. That’s like a million.