I feel kinda bad, you guys. And not just because I’ve been neglecting my blog duties again. This is something important.
You see, yesterday, I was at the super market, and I decided to leave my cart unattended for a bit to quickly fetch myself some ham. I returned seconds later to find that a woman had removed the groceries from my cart and started replacing them with items from her own cartoonishly full cart.
I walked up, puzzled, and she exclaimed, “Oh! Is this your cart?” and immediately reversed her actions. Then, she turned and lugged her cart away slowly over the grocery horizon.
And I didn’t stop her.
Now, the guilt is killing me. I have this recurring image of that poor, fat woman, trying to push her comical amounts of junkfood in only one tormented cart. Oh! She’d go and get another one! But, she can’t leave. Someone might steal her cart!
I should have let her have mine. I could have made it by. I mean, how will she ever make it to the front of the store? She probably had to set up camp for the night. I just hope she made it out alive.
*sigh* This is a mistake I’m going to have to live with for the rest of my life…
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Very sorry to hear that. No more hiding in anonymity.We must band together for support. I can relate to such an ordeal. True experience:
I once was at at an amusement park sitting down ready to ride a roller coaster in the front row. It was one of those you hang below and it has a shoulder strap that comes down over your chest. A huge woman sat next to me and couldn’t get the strap to snap over her large chest and body. Two workers pushed on it and it wouldn’t latch. Eventually she told them to back off and said she had it. She pulled her grotesquely large bosoms through the middle of the strap giving it the inches it needed to latch. We then rode the ride and I got off and said nothing.
The whole time I was thinking, someone she tell her thats just wrong. She should take care of herself. The human body should not be molded like play-dough, but I said nothing. She probably out there right now, tripping over herself.
and I said nothing…. I…. I got to go….
That’s horrible! When she got back up, did her bosoms stay like that?
She would have been lucky if they did. They dropped back down to her waist.
Day 4 of johnink.com’s standoff. Will he make his move and update the website, or will police be forced to intervene. We are all praying he releases the children first…
We just received report that he has demanded a phone call to his mother… wait we’ve been corrected… to my mother. Johnink.com – you dog!