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thanks for coming!

I’ve got another new thing I’m trying this week for you. I call ‘em quicktoons. Shorter bits of animation, under a minute. Should help make barelyanimated.com a little more animated.

Just one update this week. See you next week!

I’m working on something that i couldn’t get done in time for this weekend. And I’m Thinking about releasing it sometime during the week. We’ll see. Keep an eye out on Facebook or Twitter, just in case. Or, you know. Just wait until next weekend for the guaranteed update.

-This weekend’s guaranteed update was the saddest ever. You might even say, sadder than a speeding bullet. More depressing than a locomotive. It’s Loser Man!

-Also, you look like you need more advertising.

And that’s it. Thanks for stopping by. See you next weekend.

HALLOWEEN!

it took a while, but there’s a new cartoon. Check it out here.

so, I’m tired.

uh…

See you next week.

Did you notice? I went the whole weekend without any toilet humor. Check it out:

-Firstly, there was a new ad. I think everyone could be more like this guy.

-Second, the sad guy had a few more words for us. Starting to understand his character. Poor guy.

-I’ve been feeling a little TOO aware lately. Thanks to my lovely wife for the idea and the inspiration.

if you like your humor a little dirty, just wait for it. I’m sure it’s a matter of time before my brain goes back to the gutter. See you next weekend!

<—That’s what the site looks like now on the weekends, if you missed it. There were five updates. And they are:

-this depressed guy depresses you. Sad stuff

-an ad in response to male enhancement ads. SOMEone… I’m not saying who… needs to stop going to the penis joke fairy.

-this politician is mad you know things about him. Right out of the headlines, baby. thanks, again, Mrs. fairy.

 -people don’t seem to know where I’m going with this Vampire Apple thing, so I thought maybe a prologue might help. Here ya go!

-Man, she even hates butterflies?

Woo! Now, things are moving. Check in next weekend for new update blocks to click on. Have a great week.

So, I just noticed there’s more walking dead on netflix. And new South Park episodes are coming. And a new treehouse of horror tonight. How does anything ever get done anywhere?

I’m going to start trying to write these Weekend recaps on Sunday nights, as you can see. So, without further ado:

-Emo girl is rude to you What’s her problem anyway?

-that teen rants a bit about us elders and our cursive.

-What’s the deal with Paranormal Activity? And butt jokes?

I’ll see you all next weekend.  Be prepared for some changes. But also be prepared for none.

I have to wake up early for work now. it’s so bad, Bob and Tom were talking about wine enemas this morning on the radio, and my first thought was “I wonder if you could do that with coffee.”

Anyway, new video last weekend! It was suppose to be an update for the weekend before, but we had some issues. All has been rectified, and updates will commence as scheduled.

I hope.

Sickness got in the way this week. i’m empty handed currently. And i’m going to be out of town for the weekend. still, i’ll do my very best to get things done by sunday night. if not, expect an update during the week.

oh, a weekday update? Now we’re in crazy town!

I had something really clever to write here, but I forgot it. You have to believe me!

Here’s the happenings over the weekend:

-A new section! Speaks! Where people talk to you! Just like real life!

-A politician tells you about green energy.

-A naked man talks about orgies.

-then, an emo girl is mean to you, a mogul talks about education, and this preacher wonders about taxes. What? You can get it on a t-shirt? Handy?

So there you go. I’m hoping for a big update next week. I’m busy, but we’ll see how it goes.

Oh, boy.

i’m certainly looking forward to work again. Some of you webcomic guys need to tell me: at what point do people just start giving me money cause they like me.

so, anyway, another weekend has passed, and here’s what happened:

-There was an advertisement, then there was ANOTHER advertisement. I hope your brand loyalty is starting to solidify.

-someone dear was taken from Liam Neeson again. Barely featuring animation.

-vampire APple is getting kind of scary now. I hope you didn’t have any plans for sleeping tonight.

And there you go. Another successful weekend update. i’d tell you what to expect for next week, but i never even know what’s coming. it’s crazy. Tune in next time, barely fans!

(ooo… maybe that doesn’t quite work)