Sorry, guys. I guess I can’t be Batman. The bad news came to me in the form of a cease and desist letter from another Batman. The mayor of Batman, Turkey!

I didn’t even know turkeys had cities. But, apparently, they’re taking this thing seriously. Oh well. I was tired of eating all these carbs and punching all this wood anyway.

You’ve won this round, Crime! But, I will be back. Apparently not as Batman. Or Wolverine. Or Santa Claus. Or Captain America. But, someone!