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Before coming to Kentucky, I was warned that the fumes from this oil spill were going to get hit by a hurricane, and carried inland. Then, my babies would come out deformed. Not only that, but there’s a media blackout and a volcano and socialism! After being informed of the danger, I was asked, “Still want to go to Kentucky?”

Scary, right? Here my greatest fear was this oil spill might cause the world to deflate! But that would take a long time, this could happen tomorrow!

Needless to say, I watched the video he gave me, where a man named Alex Jones interviewed a mad Reverend who knows everything about oil somehow! Fear coursed through my veins! Oil isn’t a fossil fuel?! What else have my teachers kept from me? Slowly, I came to the conclusion that I was doomed! Or at least my deformed babies were!

It took me a minute to come to my senses. Thankfully, the guy had a tell. He ended the video with where you could find his DVD’s and CD’s. He said they weren’t copy written, and he wanted as many people to see them as possible. But, I asked myself, if that is the case, why is he selling DVD’s? Why isn’t he giving a YouTube address instead?

He wants to make money!

He’s simply scaring people into buying his DVD’s! What a great ploy! I wonder why more people don’t do that.

On an unrelated note, come back in September, where I reveal the dark underbelly of the government conspiracy to take over your rights. “Things They Would Rather You Not Find Out About.” Prepare to be scared, and have your checkbooks ready.