How many days left? I can’t count.

Here at JohnInk.com, we put the customer first. While we technically should be first, we regularly will give you our blue ribbon anyway, and pose for the photo op with you. That’s just the kind of good people we are. Don’t you want to visit a website like that? A website that lets you be first, even though we should have won? We probably cheated anyway.

Maybe next time, you can be first for real. And we won’t have to feel bad for you and put you first. You just keep trying hard, and practice every day, you just might be worthy advisery to us. After all, you can do anything you put your mind to. Except melt a bus with heat vision. You don’t have heat vision. That’s our stand.

Links for YOU!

• CLOWN COLLEGE – I have a dream.
• FIND THE DIFFERENCES – A puzzle.
• WHAT’S WRONG – Another puzzle.