Okay, lets forget about the amazing JohnInk.com (a website a guy that maybe the Noid said you shouldn’t avoid) and it’s amazing annual web comic (Urnesto the Eggplant-o) for a moment. I don’t usually get into non-me related issues, but there is something important has come to my attention that I must address.

What the hell are Grandma’s Vanilla Mini Sandwich Creme Cookies? Or more importantly, who the hell’s grandma makes vanilla mini sandwich creme cookies? That is just ridiculous!

The GRANDMA’S Brand is suppose to stand for quality cookies, the way Grandma would make them. With this product, you’re going to make Grandmas feel insignificant as children demand they make vanilla Oreo clones. These old woman’s sorrowful tears are on your hands, FritoLay! Travesty!

The GRANDMA’S Brand simply doesn’t work for this product. I say we boycott GRANDMA’s brand foods until this travesty is corrected by putting a different brand on the product! Viva La Revolution!

You know, JohnInk.com’s Vanilla Mini Sandwich Creme Cookies has a ring to it, if you’re interested. Ahem. (johnink@johnink.com for negotiations) Ahem.

Links for YOU!

• DANCE! – Good kitty
• SAFETY HAIR – Color me Jealous
• PETER PERVERT ARCHETECTURE – Yep

(Wow. These blog entries are getting a little long…)