Must… Work Harder!
Energy… drained…
Flesh… mushy…
The voices…
Do you see what I do for you, internets? All for you!
Shut Up! No! Just, Shut Up! I need to think. How do I make Harry Potter goofier?

Maybe, if he was in a dress! Yes! That would make the internets laughs! Yeeesss! That would please the internets… I’ll be right back.