I just saw that Facebook movie, and I gotta say, this Mark Zukkerman character and I have a lot in common. We were both super successful at an early age. We both have people who refuse to admit how much they like us. And we both claim our websites are as popular as Facebook.

I can’t wait ’til someone makes a movie about how big of an asshole I try to be! I hope they can get Mr. T to play me!