Black Swan is a movie where Natalie Portman turns into a swan and goes around stabbing people for no good reason. Mila Kunis drugs and orally pleasures her. Then, Winona Ryder follows her around STABBING HERSELF IN THE FACE!

It’s kind of artsy, and you may not get it. But, chances are, you’ll still think it’s awesome.

Score: 12 out of 8.5 stars